Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
I think I'm pregnant with his hipster baby. It keeps kicking my stomach to the beat of mgmt songs.
meet me or not, i'm out of control
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
I just realized last night I drunk-bought a flight to Florida for this weekend...kinda torn between the price and the potential of awesomeness
or how I got to mom's but there is vomit on my shoes. I never thought i'd be recapping with her.
Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
I can't believe I had to convince you to not drink butter.
Just got a 200 dollar safe, two jars, and a 500 pack of rubber bands.. This doesn't SCREAM drug dealer does it?
...you should fill the cart some more
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
All she said to me before going to get another shot was "Damn, I'd eat her out."
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
We blew shit up to. With a cannon.
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