why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
your stepbrother is rimming his martinis with coke... keeps saying "thank god its tuesday". where does funemployment end and intervention begin?
Hes warming up week old McDonalds french fries, putting hot sauce on them, and counting them with his shirt off.
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
he convinced me that i wont have to do the walk of shame bc he has to go to jail in the morning
I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
Last night I texted her to confirm she could start designing costumes for my show this week.
That is one convoluted booty call.
I wish you could see how much hot sauce and broken glass are in our apartment right now.
I'd like to bring you 40 virgins and treasure chests of gold to make you feel better
Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
I can't take my grandparents out somewhere where I've fucked half the staff.
WOKE UP NEXT TO A PLATE OF MEATBALLS HAPPY MONDAY
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
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