...so i touched it.
I just walked by a homeless man reading the money section of USA Today...
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
i love how he claims to not know english but when i ask him to come over and fuck me he's all of a sudden fluent
Do you think that we can get a group discount on liver transplants? We'll be like kids again!
We just laid there in bed together, petting his dick and repeating, "IT FEELS LIKE VELVET!!!"
The hardest part about being a child of divorce is when you're at your dad's house but your condoms are at your mom's house.
I was planning out a scrapbook to memorialize my affair.......and that's when it hit me, I don't make good choices. On the upside, the scrap book came out great and I am glad I saved all the gate passes from the airport.
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
Who am I kidding? With my track record, I'm going to end up sleeping at the strip club with just nipple tassels on.
If God is analyzing my life right now extremely proud or dissapointed but either way I took wednesday night drinkin to new levels
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Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
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