is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
Ok, so for future reference, in Rome, "piano bar" means "brothel".
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
I considered my 2012 starting right when the cop followed the wrong car for the bottle rocket we shot at him
He goes "hi, free today?" WHEN AM I EVER FREE ON A SATURDAY, I GOT HUNGOVER TO BE AND DRUNK TO GET.
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
Ive fucked up. im like a feral dog rabidly chasing an infrequent dream amidst a cataclysm of disaster
I love the fact that my Mom has been present at 90% of my drug deals.
WOKE UP NEXT TO A PLATE OF MEATBALLS HAPPY MONDAY
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
i dont know how or why im in the gym right now, but theres a hot cop, a guy i hook up with, and his hot friend. this can only lead to every fantasy i ever had.
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