Quick, to the slutcave!
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
You kept referring to your penis as "this guy."
So I put about 15 worms in the cuervo bottle. I don't think that's how it works but I feel like hallucinating by 11am
Your dad's facebook is ejaculating midlife crisis all over my minifeed
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
If I end up married to you I better get lots of orgasms to help me forget I failed at life.
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
I just woke up eating some beef jerky with my cat. I think she opened the bag for us.
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
I own a halfway home for drunk girls, this is my life
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
Just got a 200 dollar safe, two jars, and a 500 pack of rubber bands.. This doesn't SCREAM drug dealer does it?
...you should fill the cart some more
sometimes i like to lay one the floor and pretend im a carrot.
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