I slayed a troll last night at BC guess i thought i was back in college
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
I just saw at least a dozen senior citizens on roller blades. way to drunk for this.
it wasn't sex so much as.....a disastrously uncomfortable sexual experience
We decided this year instead of not participating in Halloween at all we are going to hand out free beers to the parents.
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
Also this is super embarrassing but sorry for licking your chest
I just found a half a joint in my bed. . .don't know if this qualifies as a proud moment or a cry for help
Two chicks walked outta his room and all he did was beat his chest like LeBron and yell, "And 1!"
she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
Guys, as my favorite vagina consultants I have to share something.
My professional advice is not to put lemons in your lady pocket.
Found out my grandpa had two wives and found out I'm eligible for some internships 11/10 would do acid again.
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
I couldn't figure out what was more important, finishing the shot or putting out the fire on my leg.
Why did I wake up with a half-eaten burrito and a vaccuum cleaner in my bed? ...on top of me.
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