no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
I couldn't get internet on my iPod in this hotel room for porn, so I made due with UFC.
I'm not sure what to say to that.
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
I've gotta stop getting kicked out of bars for fighting with people over the accuracy of the Harry Potter movie.
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
Come find me, I'm the girl sitting alone in taco bell at 9 in the morning drinking concealed beer with a straw
Weirdly I'm doing ok, but I've tested positive for chlamydia, I wanted to let you know
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
Can you please explain to me why there are 7 bags of tacos in my bed?
It just smells like spaghetti and despair.
Dude you better come get your girl, she's sitting here eating a tub of pasta salad muttering to herself about gypsies.
Also, I just opened Google to find the lyrics to California Gurls. Karaoke night did us dirty.
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
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