it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
If one more person calls me a lesbian I am going to have to give you head in public.
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
I am pretty damn sure that neither my body or his body is ready for how drunk I am getting tonight
In his defense he just bought a bong like a week ago so he's still in that honeymoon phase.
Omg do you remember last night you kept pointing to your vag asking who wants to play this like a fiddle hahaha
I just hooked up with the same bartender my dad cheated on my mom with in the 90s. Not sure how this makes me feel.
family traditions my good sir
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
I started carrying sissors in my purse to open plan B with. Both ashamed and proud.
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
He wanted to save my dignity, I just wanted beads and jäger
Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/
It was a crazy night: tears were shed, blood was spewed, and bottles were emptied.
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