She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
Look on the bright side. Now you know the number for poison control.
I'm taking a new approach to homewrecking... for science. Or I totally would. I have to see what happens between my ex & his brother when he finds out.
I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
Weirdest drunk sex ever. His sweat dripped into my eyeball and then he looked down and asked me why I was crying. I went with it.
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
His name was toto. That should have been my red flag
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
I just had mom give me advice about how and where to store my lube in my shower. It was super awkward. Of course, she also walked in on me masturbating once so I guess turnabout is fair play
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