What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
i know they say sex burns calories but i think i actually gained weight from just lying there for the whole 2 minutes
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
I didn't take her seriously until she snorted that ramen noodle flavor packet...
I ate the snowman's head. That is not a drug euphemism.
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
my greatest accomplishment from the city of diplomacy is that i puked at a table of 5 diplomats and my professor and NONE OF THEM NOTICED
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
It was my penance. God came down to me in the form of an angel and said, "you must atone for your sins, by puking in your mouth at church right before communion"
Well you were already wet from trying to drink straight from the faucet, so I just put you in the bathtub with a pillow and called it a night
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
Peeing out the car window on the way home was a nice touch. In December, in Michigan, at 3am. Never seen a girl do that before. Neither had the guy in the minivan next to us.
I just delete my bank app from my phone to have enough storage to download tindr. Is this my life now?
Bitch got stabbed in the eye. With a fork. Wait for it... At church. I was the only one at a party interested in her story. Only in the south
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