There's nothing more uncomfortable than drifting into sexual fantasies on a roadtrip and realizing you have a boner with three other dudes in the car.
I have "you made mistakes last night" written alllll over me.
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
Oh jesus...leave it to you to hit on not one but two guys who can't fuck you till marriage.
We walked in and someone handed her an unopened bottle of jack with her name on it. She's like a drunken celebrity.
I just walked out topless, stared his brother straight in the eye, and ate all the rest of their cookie dough.
Well I smoked some weird shit and I think I peed on my phone.
Pulling on my sock literally just took me 5 minutes.. The hangover is real
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
I woke up with a treasure map drawn on my ass. Whattt.
I'm always down for nudity.
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