Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
Yikes. I usually have a 24-hour waiting period between sex partners. You know, like for a handgun.
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
if i'm ever face-down on the ground puking again, promise me you won't try to braid my hair?
So I'm thinking next semester you should be my own personal maid, nurse, masseuse and chef in exchange for free lodging, any food you can find, and unlimited access to my reproductive organs.
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
Just walked in on him banging another girl. He told me " sorry but I'm gonna finish now that I'm caught" ...... I think this is the reason god gave me four older brothers....
When I say "is it a bad idea to do Mollie before an 8hr shift tomorrow?" I dont want to hear the truth I want to hear you encouraging my bad decisions
Sally, Your mom and my mom hooked up in college, we must uphold this tradition.
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
You gave me the best orgasm of my life. I'm buying you a house
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
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