After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
went to the bathroom to piss, saw puke in the toilet thought wtf i dont remember puking, then turned around to find a chick i've never seen before passed out in my shower.
i can't wait to kiss dudes with my vampire teeth in.
Do you think if Santa was real that he's have a big penis?
How many times can you lose to your mom in beer pong before you can no longer show your face around campus?
Making and watching you take a mixed shot with vodka, chocolate syrup, tobasco sauce, cranberry juice, and sundried tomato juice wasnt the highlite of my night. Hearing you puking from downstairs was.
It's tuesday, which means cocktails followed by cocktales.
You're going to the beach with me so we can have beach sex whether you like it or not. Get over it. Kthx.
i hope youre ready for a shit show because we just ordered a whole pitcher of red headed sluts
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
I wonder if a fish could survive in vodka
I could
I'm so high. Midnight pancake breakfast in bed
Fell off the toilet trying to reach to put my tampon in the garbage. Pride hurts real bad.
My neighbor came out@4am in a pink nite gown n clotheslined a punk on a mo-ped w/her mop handle, then just walked back in her house like she just checked the mail. MILF 1 PUNK 0
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
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