I heard you aren't going to graduate...that suck sorry bro
I heard your girlfriend is trying to spread swine flu because she wants to wear one of those masks to cover up her broke ass teeth
I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
I just tried to unlock my house with the car remote
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
Still no second date. Guess you shouldn't show guys your taser on the first date.
I haven't even had my coffee yet and you're being slutastic
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
I think the pizza delivery guy is getting a handjob next door.
GIIIIRL I AM STONED AF AND I HAVE A HOMEMADE POT PIE IN THE OVEN THIS PARTY IS LIT.
So, just how hungover are you?
Not at all, surprisingly.
That has to be your X-Men power.
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
I accidentally stubbed my dick
What does that even mean?
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