yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
We had sex on the hood of my car and broke the windshield.
From the trajectory of the puke, I must have fallen off the top bunk while trying to vomit, due to the dented bucket, ruined carpet, and bruised dignity I now own.
Woke up this morning in a randoms bed clutching an airplane ticket. God I hope I'm still in the country
Received a verbal warning at work for "riding in a trash receptacle, violating professionalism & infection control."
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
No more co-pays for contraceptives. Whoever says Obama is a bad guy has clearly never had a pregnancy scare.
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
What do you think would be the best way to remove a baby carrot from a vagina?
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