Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
She told me I was lying in front of her toilet for an hour saying "lasers."
That's how I like my men: traumatized and crying in a ball
I think Jabba the Hut is dying in the stall next to me.
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
listen i get youre a daddy dom but that doesnt give you a pass to make dad jokes
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
I really regret not asking “like a cupcake” when you asked me to eat your ass
She asked what the dent on the hood of my car was from..i think she knows we had sex up there
Actually, my eyes didn't start bleeding until the next day. So it was a pretty awesome night overall.
I’m traumatised. Bring vodka and condoms.
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
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