Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy
He told us that was the only place he could get service when we found him in the closet passed out with a beer
I woke up in the penthouse and did lines off the to of the fireplace. This is not real.
I crashed her parents' car cause she was giving me road head. Its probably best to just let them think I'm a bad driver.
Oh my god. I opened up my microwave and there was a pile of bacon in it. It's like my mother knew I'd be hungover.
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
It looked like his dick was wearing an argyle sweater.
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
Your boobs stole my birthday thunder!
Did you have a good sleep?
if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
I just apologized to a wet floor sign i walked into.
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