whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
Even the bartender felt bad for me
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
Drunk off five beers on a Tuesday. I'm not sure which part of that statement is more sad
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
What's up with the fire hydrant in the laundry room?
He came so hard he burst a blood vessel in his eye. Do I have to take him to the ER? because I'm too tired for this shit.
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
I hope you realize that its not me making that decision, but rather the combination of my genitals and sexual orientation
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
I'm going to need to invest in some knee pads if I keep having nights like tonight
Sexting just isn't as much fun once you learn how bad he is in bed...
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