ready 4 sex 2nite?
wow. woo me matt, woo me.
I just used my 2 drink stirrers as chopsticks to get a lime out of my drink. I really am Asian.
i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
If your wondering where your blanket is, I put it on the 2 guys you brought home last night. Their still sleeping outside on the trampoline.
Either I got the clap, or I masturbated with soap while I was sleeping.
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
Sorry bro I thought you were kidding. If I'm actually jerking off I usually said "Just a sec getting dressed" or something
I just walked away from a youth soccer tournament popping every birth control pill I had left in the pack.
Can you repeat that, but with context?
Just in case you blacked out, we had sex, you came in me, we need plan B, we fell off your top bunk, broke your roommates chair, i still like you, but i'm in pain and am going to bed
I would never blame a unicorn for anything.....how dare you
He was cute in a Sketchy-trying-to-sell-you-a-vaccum-at-9-at-night kinda way.
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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