She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
how the fuck am i supposed to make breakfast with spaghettios and mustard
That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
I just found out I was conceived in a rehab facility... that's better than finding out your dad could be someone else right?
please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
i found out she really is a mensa member
so she was the smartest passed out on the floor hair encrusted in vomit girl at the party
The ranger made you choose between a ticket and pouring all the beer out since it was a state park.
I've never seen you that close to tears as you poured out 30 beers.
I have a big to do list for you. Number 1 - me. Number 2 - drink wine 3. Talk my ears off. 4. Me again
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
Would it be wildly inappropriate for me to tailgate a Jonas brothers concert?
Also we had sex while listening to fleetwood Mac on vinyl. Like the 70s called and told me to fuck off
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
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