we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
Ordered my mom Mother's Day flowers online and moved on to internet porn. Do you think this is some sort of Freudian slip?
It's a line of coke at 10 a.m. kind of Saturday. Don't be a pussy about life.
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
Let's just say that in a last ditch effort to avoid getting arrested I said to the cop "but I'm not even that drunk" and he proceeded to point out (in front of a crowd) that I had "fucking pissed my pants"
She referred to my balls as rotund and handsome
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
I JUST BROKE A NAIL MASTURBATING. WTF I could even enjoy my orgasm bc now I'm gonna have to spend $50 on my nails.
I don't know who's idea it was to get wine for a frat party but my poor pitiful hung over self really fucking hates them.
Did you get drunk between now and two texts ago?
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
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