Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
she said your name and I thought she was asking me to motorboat her. Best. Miscommunication.Ever.
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
Recent Google searches: "babu kangarooz"... "why 2 tacos bell" and "is dinosaur in real life"
She was giving you that "I really want to blow you but I have to act professional" look. Guaranteed
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
There is a contact in my phone named "Bar Mcntysu." this is why we need a third person to go out with us.
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
Judging by my bruises, I know I took more than one tumble. I probably pulled u down w me, and then punched you in the knee. Been trying to find a place to fix my phone between naps today. Almost no place accepts hand js as currency these days. 2013 is gonna be expensive and whorey.
Went kayaking. drunk. DID NOT FALL IN. Mission succesful.
last thing I remember was someone walking in on me sitting in the bathtub listening and singing along to Britney spears "Till the world ends" on repeat.
My sweat smells like Wild Turkey. I'm really feeling the holiday spirit.
Oh god, I forgot we had sex to Elton John
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