I vaguely remember telling people they were not trash cans
you tried to do a keg stand and ended up flipping over it and onto the table
I decided that just having that story under my belt and being able to tell it to my grandchildren is worth the regrets of the evening.
She had to put it in. I told her I was too drunk and didnt trust myself to not put it in her ass.
Whatever. We're stealing a penguin. Your not allowed near him... You did this to yourself.
I'm at work, still drunk. Can you turn on the radio? If the station goes off the air I passed out. Can't get fired. Haven't slept yet.
We were making out and then he stopped and said to me, "Your ship is right there, why don't you take your people and just go?"
I just found blacked-out interviews on my voice recorder. Go journalism.
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
They were arguing about who would hit the piñata first so naturally you tore it open with your hands. You broke the piñata and their hearts.
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
Randomize
