my dad just beat the shit out of me cuz i blew my nose on one of my dirty t shirts and he saw it and thought it was cum.
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
She just told me she's too full for a reach-around. Sad.
We played shuffleboard at the bar last night...another sign we are getting tooooo old.
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
I just saw two homeless guys bond over the fact that they both use Crown Royal bags as wallets in Burger King.
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
And anyway at least being paid in opium makes a cool story
It was bitter sweet because I woke him up with sex but then I peed in his bed with him in it
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
If you can't accept me drawing a Santa hat on your penis then we can't be friends
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
AND I woke up to eggs in my bra. Thanks Taco Cabana...
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