OMFG I JUST SAW SOMEONE GIVING SOMEONE ELSE ROAD HEAD AND THEY HIT A POTHOLE. my day has been officially made.
If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
my vag is so smooth its legendary
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
During sex he wiggled his hips and said "I'm turning the ice cream" Deal breaker?
I dont think he stole the pillow. I mean if he wanted a souvenir, my thong was on the nightstand.
We realized he wasn't with us anymore, so we turn around and he's 20 feet back, peeing on a squirrel.
Dude, you bit through my nipple. Give it a week, damn.
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
you are never too drunk for berry picking
Sorry you had to clean the sheets with your macro notes
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
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