its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
she smelled like a LAN party
in the event i get tipsy, my nipples are your responsibility
I've been living off of popsicles and broth.
It wasn't until like 4 and when we got off the phone you said god was summoning you back into the bar
Your cock deserves a montage
I remember because you made a pirate noise when you came.
I make him buy me all the extremely expensive high end Mac cosmetics I desire. Wear it then let him cum on my face. I am fucking glamorous.
How does one un superglue their foot to the floor
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
You will drink beer in a kiddie pool in your back yard but you wont bring a girl home
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
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