Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
if I could go back to kindergarten and not fuck up my life, I so would.
i tried to hook up with a mom and then her husband came with num chucks
I can't believe I've come to a point in my life where sex for a birthday present is acceptable
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
He was so drunk and proud of his 6-month-gym-results he actually made me touch his whole naked body.
Before you jump in that vagina remember there's a reason we call her Infectonator.
Was looking through my phone and saw that drunk me took a tit pic in the Denny's bathroom..
I don't think I'm ever gonna need a boyfriend again. I have a body pillow, a vibrator, and I'm strong enough to open my own jars.
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
Got kicked out of the club and woke up at a frat house. Good night? Couldn't tell you. I got a date out of it I'm glad someone thinks my drinking problem is cute.
I just walked in on Joel doing a buck naked tripod headstand in front of the mirror so he could see the bug bite on his balls
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
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