still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
I know I know. I considered playing it sober but after I typed out IS SHE A GENIE? I knew it was impossible to hide.
He said he had bite marks on his back... Turns out he had to throw me over his shoulder, and I was really reluctant.
im just going to wait until i dont feel like the grim reaper is having sex with me
walked into class wearing my zorro costume. some girl just said "oh my god, i fucked zorro this weekend." I found her.
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
no, she just came home, mumbled about being a gerbil out of water then ate half cooked chicken nuggets.. normal night
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
I just had a flashback to us shaking up Gatorade mix and then inhaling it in your kitchen because it was funny. Now I can't stop laughing in work because that is the stupidest shit.
I forgot what I was gonna say, but I'm pretty excited to not be pregnant.
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
And pointless. I'm fully vested in all my calories coming from booze today. The salad just fucks that shit up
With a word you would own me. At your command I would walk to your house completely naked.
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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