Are you drinking alone?
no, i'm watching house
That doesn't count.
wtf, then i'm always alone
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
I just dry heaved the smell of jagerbombs....which proceeded to make me hurl for real.
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
i need to break up with him. i realized this while i was making a mental grocery list while we were having sex. this is not the first time i've done that.
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
there is no amount of schooling that prepares you for when your morbidly obese 45 year old patient tells you she has her clit pierced.
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
I am so juiced up on period drugs and coffee I feel like my skin is going to fall off.
Yeah except my drinking partners aka my parents went to sleep Cuz ya know, they're old.
The best part of Easter was watching all his colorblind cousins try to find the eggs.
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
That cat I follow on Facebook beat cancer so we're drinking tonight in celebration
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
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