She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
She was having a seizure right in front of you, and you asked, "So there's no more donuts?"
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
i actually pissed myself from laughing when I saw the old man in lingerie carrying a spiderman purse. I dont know if he was real or if it was the tequila, but my head hurts.
You said that you were drinking out of a pan, and then went on to apologise to 'Jesus and all the other guys' for drinking on a Sunday.
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
Can I just say I love that you have a kegorator on your wedding registry?
you were feeling the wall and when we asked you why, you just said "because I want to know who lived here before"
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
Had to lock my cat in the bathroom so I could masturbate in peace.
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
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