remember that night we drank a bottle of vodka and went to mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu, twice?
we can't do that now- first b/c they got rid of that menu and 2 b/c we are broke now. damn this recession.
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
I don't even want to go. i just want to be a hermit and live in a cave with an elephant that pisses vodka
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
I'm sitting at work trying to dust glitter off my pants. I can't hang out with her anymore.
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
I threw up in my closet when I was hammered last night. Like a fucking toddler. I can't play with the grow ups.
Dude, I traded weed for crunch berries. Happy Thursday.
But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
I just said "you do you" to my penis.
Unless it involves a lot of whiskey, an ACDC concert, and a guy named Juan from the Philippines, then I'm not interested.
I texted him back and I am so nervous I may vomit up all of the soup I just ate.
i like coming up with different names when i reference that night. 'the night i got kicked out of the bar', 'the night i escaped from the hospital', 'the night we had that threeway'...
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