What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
When the phrase "Wow your huge" came out of her mouth I knew it was gonna be a good night.
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
I woke up this morning with my hair wrecked, a split lip, and an "H" on my right knee and a "I!" on my other knee.
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
pretty sure I blew his mind with the sex last night. He repaid me with a five minute conversation about power rangers.
Did you leave a mouse under my pillow again?
Remember the time you puked your contact lens out?
I walked in on a circlejerk after punching that guy out. Instant karma.
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