So how was he last night?
Five-minute foot-long.
quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
Do you think unemployment will give me a christmas bonus?
And for 6 straight hours, I laid on my bedroom floor trying to convince myself it would perfectly acceptable to pee on my own floor
Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
in the middle of giving him head in the backseat of my car he taps me on the shoulder, opens the door, throws up three times and then proceeds to tell me how amazing i am.
remind me to get a blood sugar test this week. I'm pretty sure I'm a mojito away from diabetes.
My lower body still feels like its been through a garbage disposal and a trash compactor. In that order.
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
I want you to know that the guy who peed in your bed got fat.
I had a dream that my roommate walked in on me masturbating and I hissed "I'm not stopping this orgasm train for the likes of you" and just kept going
Your participation in the democratic process makes me horny AF
I used to want you to marry him...Now I just think you deserve a bigger penis than that.
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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