i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
if i died would you start the facebook group?
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
Just had to have the guy at Sprint clear the dried cum out of the trackball on my Blackberry. Wonder if that happens to him often.
Todays life lesson brought to you by last nights half pitchers of cheap sangria: you'll never get the stain or the SMELL of sangria vomit out of your bedroom carpet.
I should have considered my snorting capabilities before breaking my nose
Just lifeguarded a kid's party hungover so I could afford to go out drinking tonight. Circle of life shit goin on here.
That's the point of day drinking, get fucked up by 6pm so you can get stuff done the next day. It's the adult thing to do.
Let's just say that the best way to get a girls attention is not to slap her on the ass from the window of a moving cab.
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
Totally forgot Mike has only one ball. Is it sad I'm excited to see it? Or shall I say the lack of it?
I slept awesome next to you. You're like an electric blanket that I can have morning sex with.
Today I learned that when you lick a mans butthole, you get wined and dined at a nice french restaurant.
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
also, my mom just called to make sure the dick tattoo on your arm was fake..
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