I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
When you consider the sheer number of events that had to occur in order to prevent me from fucking her, there must be a god
I feel like a blind man at a water park. Every step has the potential to be either fatal or lead to accidental, but totally enjoyable, sex.
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
I'd say I'd distract him, but I lose my psychic powers when guys get girlfriends. And by psychic powers I mean taking off my top.
Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.
Just remember: We don't tell our English professor about our fetishes unless she specifically asks about them.
How to not get laid: tell him he reminds you of your brother. While having sex. Thanks, vodka.
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
I have to close one eye, because I don't wanna see two movies, I only want to see one.
I don't know why, but whenever I shave my balls I feel more aerodynamic.
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