Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
I was so high I couldn't tell if they were goosebumps or herpes.
how was last night?
i woke up with my hand stuck in a jam jar with my keys in the bottom and a dog licking peanut butter off my boobs. you tell me.
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
Weve literally been going out drinking five days a week. That counts as a full time job right?
You called your ex's vag an "AIDS Pinata". Drunk You is the Hulk Hogan of insults.
I'm about to airblow my boyfriend. I'll three-way you.
You knew you'd end up at his house the minute you emptied the bowl of condoms into your purse.
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
I'm listening to a women in metal station and wearing a flannel. I may have approached peak lesbian.
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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