I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
I like waking up with a slight hangover cause I'm dehydrated and it makes me feel thinner.
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
I'm going to keep a tally of how many lives I ruin this summer. Starting today.
Already at 3 and it's not even noon.
I chugged vodka from a 15 ft snorkel. What the fuck did you do with your life today?
I FOUND AN AUSTRALIAN THEY CALL VOMMING 'RAINBOW SNEEZING' I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LEAVE EVER
Why do you have an empty bottle of port in your bathroom bin?
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
Didn't think the day of being the oldest in a club would be when I'm twenty one. Even the bouncer looked surprised when he ID me.
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
Yes. I am out of condoms. I kept filling them with glow paint and playing with them when I was on mushrooms, which resulted in me having unprotected sex last weekend
I was just thinking about all the dick I could catch while I am home. But then I realized I am too lazy to get out of my pjs and leave my cat.
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
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