i think i have herpe
just one?
I thought Christmas was going to come before I did
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
the guy i hooked up with is asleep on our couch. please dont fuck him.
My natural self cock block skills kicked in last night. I could've got on like 2 chicks but i ended up throwing up all over my van instead.
and then you yelled "out of the way, i'm a lifeguard!" and everyone let us through
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
I remember him going "OH SHIT" when he saw you straddling me on the table. And it was like the best feeling ever.
Dude, where are you?
In back
of car
... whose car?
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
Puked in my purse on my Uber ride home last night. Safe to say it's not a good idea to beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
If I didn't have booty calls, my apartment would never get clean
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