Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
No, I can't hang out with Dave because he already has a girlfriend. The one with the tatoos of cherries on her "cherry." Yeah, she doesn't really make me feel spectacularly comfortable.
..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
Saturday dinner is funfetti cake and merlot. Singlehood has come to this.
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
They tried. Someone started to yell beer shower but he spun around and punched them in the mouth before they even finished saying beer. He's a fast little drunk.
Thanksgiving. This year's theme: I am thankful that I still have a liver.
Is it bad i hate my job so much I'm actively trying to get fired tonight by drinking all the booze we have so I don't have to show up for my double tomorrow. Four mango vodkas later I have decided I'm a better server drunk.
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
Dude, you got arrested and then texted 911 to tell them you'd been kidnapped with a screenshot of your current location.
It's less than a hour into 2020 and I already want to punch some people in the face
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