Any particular reason you put 2 smashed up limes in my back pocket last night?
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
I woke up in the penthouse and did lines off the to of the fireplace. This is not real.
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
I tried telling you she just blew me in the bathroom but you were too busy making out with her to listen
I have got to stop getting laid on my lunch breaks. I AM SO HUNGRY RIGHT NOW.
You said you didn't want to drink anymore so you started shooting vodka down the back of your throat using a syringe. Oh, and then you aimed it at my eye ball...vodka in the eye hurts btw.
I usually just read books and meditate to an aquatic soundtrack of sea walrus's mating. But ill choose coors light instead
Happy heartbreak day....you got chocolates, I'm eating them/ throwing them out the window at passing couples
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
I just sent Brandon a snapchat where I wasn't wearing a shirt but had a rooster drawn on my boobs that said "cock block" and laughed for 10 minutes I have problems don't judge me
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
Yah. Then he started clapping my boobs together in his hands and started shouting "the seas are angry!"
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