Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
you were the first one he came out to and you announced it as the finale while singing karaoke at the bar
No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
sudden memory flashback: you and i having sex on the bed, erin sitting naked in your desk chair drinking whiskey straight from the bottle while harassing you for your computer password to play some "mood music." high five. go us.
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
Ice cream: Good. Fraternity: Good. Eating ice cream off a Skid Row bum's ass crack in order to get into a Fraternity: Homoerotic at best. I quit.
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
It was fun, but I mean, any day that starts with shower tequila is bound to be good.
we're meeting twins and drinking tequila. i love life
Cover your phone. Photos of streaking frat guys incoming.
As soon as he came we went to Dairy Queen. That drive through lady was very condescending about our "just fucked" ice cream.
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
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