She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
Man I'll cab it I'll be sloshed by then. There's turtles involved
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
I'm glad you have such faith in my ability to find the worst situations with my vagina.
In case you're wondering where my head is at right now, it's wishing that I was getting laid and not having a debate about cheese.
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
So I woke up with a terribly bandaged finger an then discovered a pot of bloody onions on the stove.....who the fuck decided it was a good idea for me to try and cook
He just unloaded a dump truck full of red flags on my head.
Well, the night started out with you ALMOST falling out of a tree. Then we went back to the tree after about 9 shots and you DID fall out of the tree.
He told you he loved you. Then you wanted to find a chainsaw to cut his dick off.
My house exploded and with it all my pot went up in smoke.
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