That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
My natural self cock block skills kicked in last night. I could've got on like 2 chicks but i ended up throwing up all over my van instead.
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
i almost set my kitchen on fire last night. homecoming week is getting the best of me
Johns diaper came in the mail. He's freaking out thinking there's some conspiracy going on since he sharted on the drive home from st. Louis
now that you've tased me I refuse to buy you flowers
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
He told me the escort brought him pizza. Can something be sad and awesome at the same time ?
You see it tends to piss fathers off when they find their daughter in the arms of a shirtless guy that neither he nor his daughter knows.
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
I've never SEEN someone give negative fucks before. It's actually rather impressive. I want to study under them.
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
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