worst 3rd wheel sitch ever. i'm crammed into a booth with him and chubs mcgee and his hand is between her legs. thank youuu karma.
where does the pee come out of this thing
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
I'll start choreographing the sperm rain dance now
I've been drinking vodka for the last 12 hours at the beach and can't see straight and have awesome hair.
LIFE IS #1 SOMETIMES
Saw a girl lying on her back next to a fire hydrant. Not sure if passed out drunk or sleeping under the stars
wait nvm its a dude
Will you bring a case of beer down to the hot tub? Me and Phil don't want to feel feelings anymore
I'm still, like... really stoked about not having any STDs
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
So a bottle of lube exploded all over my softball bag and Nike shirt.
Learned two new lessons today: 1) Do not identify pills found in one's car by taking them to see what happens, especially while at work, and 2) There is no logical reason to keep ambien in one's vehicle...
I swear I only fuck him for the huge bottle of smart water he gives me afterwards.
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