How did I get so drunk? We had to fish that girl out of the Goodwill Donation Box.
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
woke up this morning with a pool of champagne in my purse. apparently i was saving it for later.
i guess it wasn't a booty call since he got home from the club at 6:00 am... he told me to consider it morning sex
Dude, you face planted, there was no "bar fight".
I gave him head while he watched NASCAR. My future flashed before my eyes.
someone made her a trophy at 4 in the morning and presented it to her in the bathtub
im sorry but you know it was a good night when you got tasered on the ass and didnt even feel it
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
Until she magically finds a brain, I'm going to be a dick. Fair trade. She's a idiot, I'm an ass.
Her hotness level dropped from an 8 to a 2 as soon as I walked into her place. It REEKED of cat piss and there was no litter box and NO CATS.
WHO TURNS DOWNA FRESHLY WAXED VAGINA IN A MAIDS COSTUME LITERALLY LAYING IN YOUR BED
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
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