I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
i said i was sorry for his girlfriend's cancer diagnosis and he said "easy come, easy go" and tried to fuck me
If for any reason you were wondering if i was going to vomit at the airport today, the answer is yes.
I cant believe she fell for the mistletoe belt AGAIN.
Look. You've gotta stop making this about you, and make it about my vagina.
Is it going to be one of those nights where I shouldn't wear my contacts so everyone looks more attractive?
Im in mikes bed telling my vagina I'm sorry in advance.
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
We got back from the bar and started watching bizzare foods, which subsequently led to the consumption of large amounts of rancid lunch meat and small insects.
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
I told him I just left the convent and really wanted a man. He fell for it. Sure beats telling him I'm a nympho stalker that followed him to the bar when I saw his beard.
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
This is the most aggressive rendition of that Proclaimers song I ever heard.
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