I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
I hope you never procreate. Philly is already the ugliest city in the country.
Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
running late. just ran over a dude on a bike
On my arm I have 12 dashes, and below is written "plus 2 pretty stout whiskey drinks, so, you be the judge"
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
I'm actually not sure I need to run today, between the crazy monkey sex and breaking into my own house.
I woke up this morning wearing his boxers as a shirt
Dude. She was wearing nothing but Wonder Woman panties and a flag for a cape and sneaking around leaving PBR's by passed out people for the morning. She called herself the 'Merica Fairy.
Why haven't you proposed already?
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
And remember people can't hear you kick ass in space
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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