So when jo picked me up from the bar I kept apologizing and kept telling her "I'm just a wittle donut"
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
let me put this in terms we both understand. he was the crunchwrap supreme of men--the perfect combo of all things manly, gooey and delicious. and ready for instant enjoyment.
you threatened to puke on the table cause they didnt serve eggs Benedict
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
On our way there. Drinking my beer out of a coffee pot. Cuz it's my bday
Also, I'm going to yoga because I have a Taylor Swift range of emotions right now.
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
Yep, you're going to hell.
I take on this great possibility with a beer in one hand and the girl I'm gonna fuck later in the other
Randomize
