Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
What's the mantra for Sunday?
I will not have sex with him.
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
Have you ever had chicken nuggets while high? Because it tastes like hearing the Beatles for the first time
I just hope the day something happens to me my phone just dies, like literally died and will never turn on ever again. I feel like God owes me that much.
You are hereby uninvited from future Turnt Tuesdays until further notice.
Letting Freddy Krueger eat me out = HAPPY HALLOWEEN TO ME!!!
I think one of my ovaries is committing suicide. But that is a topic for another day.
Why do I have "apologize to Dave Coulier" written on my hand?
Casually blacked out last night and apparently told him he couldn't come back to bed until he got me Taco Bell.
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
Randomize
