names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
you pissed in the sink and didnt realize it until it was time to wash your hands
We didn't need to cut her off. I'm pretty sure the lit candle she almost drank would have done it for us
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
I told him the truth. Truth leads to vodka. Vodka leads to tequila. Tequila leads to prison.
I recommend you throw your keys as far as you can in one direction, your phone as far as you can in the opposite direction, and hold on.
I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
Why is there a chicken nugget nailed to my front door?
What do you need? A swimsuit and a liver of steel? What else?
Like wrapping my dick in silk, wrapping that in velvet, and putting it in a cloud. A warm, tight, wet cloud.
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
Don't send me heart emojis when you're jacking off.
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
He just went to a job interview a sharpie moustache drawn on his face..
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